- Release year: 2023
- Director: Nicol Paone.
- Producers: Jordan Beckerman, Anne Clements, Jon Keeyes, Bill Kenwright, Jordan Yale Levine, Nicol Paone, William Rosenfeld, Dannielle Thomas, Uma Thurman and Jason Weinberg.
- Screenplay by: Jonathan Jacobson.
- Cinematographer: Bartosz Nalazek.
- Music by: Jason Soudah and Jessica Rose Weiss.
Synopsis: An art dealer with great debts teams up with an organised crime boss to launder his money by selling his hitman’s paintings to him.
Shotgun Commentary: It’s a fun “good bad guys” story that also acts as a satire about privilege brought to you by privileged people.

Source: The Kill Room (Nicol Paone, 2023).
Review
Firstly, the elephant in the room should be addressed: Maya Hawke. It is quite funny that they choose a movie that highlights the idiocy of people with privilege to so blatantly display an act of nepotism. Famous actors and actresses are privileged by nature, but the appearance of Maya Hawke in the film is quite rich, especially considering she plays one of the hardworking artists getting screwed over by privilege.

Source: The Kill Room (Nicol Paone, 2023).
The best bit is when her character, Grace, starts yelling at Reggie (Joe Manganiello) “You are a straight white man making fucking boring straight white man art. You are making a killing in the art world by making safely abstract fucking wall decor”. The fact that they hired a nepo baby to yell at a guy about his privilege and how detrimental it is to other artists is kinda hilarious to see. The irony is delicious, although if it wasn’t done on purpose, I’m kinda hurt that anyone could think that the audience wouldn’t notice the film doing exactly what it is criticising.

Now that the big issue has been addressed, it is also fair to say that The Kill Room is a pretty entertaining film. While not very original, it is light and fun. Besides, despite the criticism of the art world and the hypocrisy of the higher classes being super exploited themes, I never get tired of them, so it’s a job well done for me regardless.
Great artists, average roles
Gordon (Samuel L. Jackson) felt like a combination of previous roles by Jackson, like the bad guy with unexpected cultural choices, from Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014), and the anti-hero boss who appears from time to time to tell the protagonist how screwed he is and how bad their ideas are, from xXx (2002).

Source: The Kill Room (Nicol Paone, 2023).
Uma Thurman’s Patrice is quite fun and likeable enough to root for her. It is not a particularly original archetype, but Thurman gives Patrice a touch of her own that is enjoyable to watch. Same goes for Manganiello really, Reggie is a passionate hitman who channels his frustrations through the paintings he makes and, while he’s definitely not the first killer artist, he is quite charismatic and interesting for a guy with the most foreseeable character development possible.

Source: The Kill Room (Nicol Paone, 2023).
Additionally, I cannot stress enough how wonderful it is that Patrice and Reggie have a great chemistry but no romantic attraction whatsoever. It is so strange for a film with this type of story to not fall into the cliché romance that seems to be compulsory for the genre. This change makes the experience way more pleasing and adds some originality into the story.
Stunning outfits
Lastly, I’d like to mention the incredible work of the wardrobe department. The outfits are not so overly extravagant that they make the story second to them. Yet, they are tasteful enough to leave a mark on the viewer. Granted, I’m a sucker for suits and overalls, but all the outfits were absolutely fantastic. Having so many stylish outfits to look at made up a little bit for the nepo elephant in the room. Nope, I’m never letting that go.

Source: The Kill Room (Nicol Paone, 2023).
Advice to take from this movie:
- If you want to pull some strings to get your family hired somewhere, don’t make it so obvious. Or at least pick a movie with a different theme than privilege, people are not as dumb as you think.
- If you are in charge of an event, one blue pill might be one more than you should be taking, and in case you’re wondering, two are definitely too much.
- If you want to get your cut of the deal and to avoid carrying heavy stuff, maybe don’t leave the room amidst negotiations.

Source: The Kill Room (Nicol Paone, 2023).
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