• Release year: 2024
• Director: Marco Deufemia.
• Producer: Jessica Reis.
• Screenplay by: Neale Kimmel.
• Cinematography by: Aldo Quirván.
• Music by: Steph Copeland.

Shotgun Commentary: it is impossible to empathise with the victims and the murderer is clear from the minute they step on screen, so it is a pretty great film to nap to, you won’t be missing much.

Review

Anyone who’s read Cut to the Take for a while knows that mystery and horror are this author’s most consumed genres. On top of this, Cut to the Take firmly supports silly films. It is human nature to need some downtime. Sometimes you don’t need films to teach you a valuable lesson that will be with you for the rest of your life. Sometimes, you just need some mindless entertainment, and that is perfectly acceptable too. As such, it was about time for Hallmark’s mystery section to make an appearance in here. After all, it is a part of American culture that is as cringe and unrealistic as it is wholesome and hilarious.

It might not come as a surprise to many of you, but there are a bunch of TV movie series forming this section of the well-known brand and, of course, after getting this knowledge, it was virtually impossible to not watch at least one of this series. Before getting into it, it is only polite to mention that the first film of the saga is actually called The Jane Mysteries: Inheritance Lost, just in case you want to delve into this world with me in chronological order rather than viewing order. That being said, let’s delve into the film at hand, shall we?

Nice and easy

Jane Mysteries: A Deadly Prescription is the definition of level 0 for mystery fans. If you have just started digging into the genre, or you are introducing your kids to it, this is the perfect way to begin. The mystery is as easy as ABC, and it will encourage any viewer as the solution is pretty much obvious. This boost of confidence might be key on your (or their) journey into mystery. Although, naturally, it does depend on the type of person beginning this journey, but more on that some other time.

The best way to analyse this film is through its characters. As established, the mystery itself is pretty straightforward, meaning that it is up to the characters to make or break the story. The main couple, singer/sleuth Jane Da Silva, and her cop partner Detective John Cameron (Stephen Huszar), are quite good for Hallmark standards. Their acting feels unstable and can be a bit much in certain situations, but they are overall good characters. Plus, the fact that they, unlike the characters from the Hallmark Christmans section, don’t look like they came straight out of a Mattel box, gives them a layer of relatability that helps a lot considering the ridiculous cases they get tangled in.

Supporting or opposing?

As for the supporting characters, Sadie Da Silva (Paris Jefferson) is, by far, the best of them all. Jefferson’s talent is shocking for a Hallmark product, and Sadie’s personality is charming enough to make up for all the other supporting characters, which is not an easy feat.

In fact, the innocent teenager that was wrongfully accused, and his mother, are quite the opposite. She is bland and insipid, while he is pusillanimous and annoying. Essentially, not characters one would like to root for. Fortunately, they don’t have much screen time as their clumsy performances only make their already unlikeable characters even more obnoxious.

All in all, Jane Mysteries: A Deadly Prescription is not a film you want to watch as a seasoned mystery viewer. It is good for a good nap since you won’t be missing much regardless how much you sleep through. It is harmless and monotonous enough to not wake you up with a sudden sound nor keep you up with intrigue. The characters are quite decent by Hallmark standards, and their personalities, mostly engaging enough to follow them on their adventure. Cringe, unrealistic moments aside, it is a pretty nice film to flatline to.

Advice to take from this movie:

• Singing is always nice, but it can feel forced when you are clearly forcing it into the narrative. There is no way around it.
• There are no headphones powerful enough that you can’t hear a gunshot that happens a metre away from you. There just aren’t.
• Don’t do tricks with your pen if you can’t do tricks with your pen. It doesn’t matter how big or strong you are, you still look ridiculous.

What’s your take? Have you watched The Jane Mysteries: A Deadly Prescription? What’s your favourite sleuth-protagonised film?

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